Birthday, anniversary, graduation or in lieu of flowers... buy a t-shirt and show your loved ones how much you care! Be the envy of all your friends for only $12 bucks! Order today and PAY NO SHIPPING! Order yesterday and pay no NH sales tax!

To place an order: Pick up the phone and call (603) 367-9441 Hurry!  Operators are standing by!  (Okay, they're not really "standing by."  Actually, they're sitting around and drinking some Diet Moxie mixed with whatever booze is left over from my Kwanza party...if they don't answer right away, keep trying - it just means they're outside puffin' on a cigarette or they had to go tinkle.  Don't leave a message - ain't none of 'em bright enough to run the answering machine.) We don't make enough to afford an 800 number, so if you don't want to pay for the call we suggest you either email us at traviswallace@northcountryhumor.com or steal somebody's cell phone. or, if you prefer the old-fashioned way... Send at least $12 (more if you wish...they're worth it) to: Travis Wallace Attn:  Local T-SHIRT HC 63, Box 1091 Madison, NH 03849 Rules and regulations... Check or money orders are accepted.  Cash is nice too, but we don't recommend you send it through the mail.  And please don't drop by the house.  Travis may be a comedian, but it doesn't mean he likes people. ----------- Please specify L, XL, or XXL - and don't forget to tell us which color you want.  We suggest gray because the yellow and orange ones are out of stock at the moment.   ----------- Oh, bear in mind that these shirts are pre-shrunk!  (In other words, don't buy your wife the 4XL thinking it's going to shrink to be a 2XL.  We don't want to be held responsible for what happens to you.)

Please specify Gray, Orange or Yellow, LG, XL or XXL